A hilarious parody of the popular series of New Scientist question and answer books Does Anything Eat Wasps? and Why Don't Penguins' Feet Freeze? How easy is it to fall off a log? Where is the middle of nowhere? Do we really have no bananas? The readers of Old Git magazine are a batty, befuddled, potty-mouthed bunch, who seem to spend a significant chunk of their spare time corresponding with the publication's popular letters page.  Do Ants Have Arseholds? is a very funny, very silly collection of questions and answers taken from this column, none of which has any basis whatsoever in fact. A must for all those who relish a heady mixture of shaggy-dog stories, toilet humor, and utter lack of insight.