WARNING!!! Before you read this stop what you're doing and go check out your toaster. You read that right, your toaster! Does it look normal or does it look like it might want to take over the universe? Do your pot holders look shifty? If you answered yes to one of these questions you'll need to read this book. I'm not sure how long I have until the kitchen appliances take over, but I am determined to bring you this review. I wanted to read this book because it looked entertaining but little did I know about the adventures that lie ahead. Albert Smith wakes up one morning to find he's emperor of the universe. Talk about pressure! With the help of a few misguided characters he's on his way to being crowned. Then things start to go wrong, so horribly wrong, but also highly amusing! The characters in this book, good and bad, are fantastic. The story line is unusual but very intriguing. Take my advise and read this book. Before it's too late! I'm pretty sure that Mike Devlin is a Shaze. Beware. You have been warned. Watch those toasters!!! ( )