Reese Gabriel

Reviewed by Victoria
Book provided by Ellora’s Cave
Review originally posted at Romancing the Book

Stealing Serenity is the fourth book in the Tall, Dark, and Dominant series by Reese Gabriel. I chose this book because I have always been a fan of Reese Gabriel ever since I read Nyssa’s Guardian. I have never read a bad story by Reese Gabriel.

Serenity is a workaholic. She goes to the extreme to hire a date for a work party because she does not have the time or want to date. She assumes that her date is gay, but Ross is anything but that. Serenity’s friend Listonia sees the perfect person for her son in Serenity and plays matchmaker.

Ross was a hot and sexy Dom. He seemed to have endless patience. He wants Serenity and he will do what it takes to get her. Even in the end, it was hard to see what he saw in Serenity as she spend so much time trying to run in the opposite direction.

The chemistry between Serenity and Ross was off the charts. Serenity fights Ross right up to the end in regards to her being a submissive. It did make for some great sex scenes. The sex scenes were hot, spicy and explosive.

I was distracted by the dreams that Serenity had in regards to BDSM. It was odd and never tied back into the story, nor can I see a purpose for them.

I would have loved it if the book was longer. The book was over way to fast. Overall, this was a great book. Reese Gabriel wove a wonderful tale. I cant wait to read the next book in the series.… (mere)

Unlike the groundhog who did not see his shadow after he got his rickety ass out, spring had not come in for a long time to Col.H. Kinkweaner’s sexual game. Kinkweaner could not get it up, let alone seeing a shadow while hijacking an apple bottom at JC Penny. After those lame ass pills did not work, the Colonel decided to visit a sex shop owned by 'A Pimp Formerly Called Slickback(aPFCS'). And while the Colonel was trying on some pink furry handcuffs……

aPKCS:- Sir, pink ain’t your fucking color!

Col.H.Kinkweaner :- Huh....I think I wanna have sexual relationship...

aPKCS:- You a ho’! Coz’ I ain’t fuckin’ some old motherfucking ass!

Colonel:- Fuck you! You punk ass pimp! Imma need a tied up pussy.

aPKCS:- Please say the whole thing , sir. It is ‘A Pimp Formerly Called Slickback’.

Colonel: - Man this same ol’ bullshit! You better have an ass whupping insurance coz’ I’m gonna whupp you ugly ass!

aPKCS:- Bitch don’t start with me! I ain’t taking my pussy ass asking for a *sexual relations*

**( The Pimp Formerly Called Slickback hands the Colonel a DVD of ‘Tie Me, Tease Me’)**

aPFCS:- Watch this! You ol’ sonofabitch! Might bring some fucking kink in your lame ass weiner…

Colonel:- Whaaaaaaa……. Shiba-fucking whoooo…..

aPFCS:- Shibari…… It’s a Japanese art of knotting wet pussies…

Colonel: - Imma make my dick do some pussy ass piñatas!!!

aPFCS:- Look at you!! Ol’ bitchless sonofabitch wanking on those tied pussy piñatas like it’s your motherfuckin’ birthday. You need some hog-tie to make them bitches wet.

Colonel:- Whaaaa….hogtie!! Fuck you!! I ain’t fuckin’ some punk ass pig!! I like my ham dead and cut on my plate.

**( The Pimp now frustrated with the Colonel , kneels down to prayer)**

aPFCS:- Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch. And, guide his dick to be hard. If ain’t getting any tied pussy, let him get some bigg-ass Viagra. Amen.

Colonel:- Look at you speaking all that good shit a second ago and now you pray on your ugly ass. FUCK YOU!! Its like calling 1-800- ass –whupping, Imma go get some tied up pussies on my own. Thankyou , Mr.Slickback.

aPFCS:- Did being bitchless made you deaf? Repeat after me. It’s ‘A Pimp Formely Called Slickback’. What’s gotten into you?

Colonel: - The same punk ass thing that’s gonna get into you. Imma make it do what it do!

Colonel Kinkweaner finally a saw a morning shadow and spring came early!!

… (mere)