Delayed gratification is good, but instant gratification is faster.   Spoiler alert: You are going to love this book. In today’s world of short attention spans and long Netflix queues, we’re constantly jonesing for new, now, next. No one wants to read all 400 pages, watch all 120 minutes, or wait for the ending. We just can’t wait to know what happens. All of the spoilers in this succinct, informative, and amusing collection come from classic movies, shows, and books that everyone knows or needs to know. Many have stood the test of time for generations because—let’s face it—who has time to waste on something that won’t last? The life spoilers address universal experiences and dispel the little lies we tell each other and ourselves each and every day. Here is the perfect book for everyone who reads the last page of a book first.   Among the many spoilers in these pages:   The hot chick is a dude.  (The Crying Game) It just stops mid— (The Sopranos) Everyone did it.  (Murder on the Orient Express) Everything on your body is going to sag. Everything.