Secret Cinematic Speakers Sneaking in the Cinema
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1jugglingpaynes
(continuing from the chicken conversation in the last thread...)
I won't eat any food that begins with the letter F. Like chicken, for instance.
I won't eat any food that begins with the letter F. Like chicken, for instance.
3compskibook
Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey brains.
5jugglingpaynes
Well you can live on it, but it tastes like...
6ErisofDiscord
... Worms wart!
8jugglingpaynes
Oh, come on, man. You have to do that right here? That's disgusting. We're in a kitchen.
10theretiredlibrarian
~Godfrey's gonna be our butler.
~He's gonna be who's butler?
~He's gonna work for us.
~Oh, that's ridiculous. You don't know anything about him. He hasn't any recommendations...
~Well, the last one had recommendations and stole all the silver.
~He's gonna be who's butler?
~He's gonna work for us.
~Oh, that's ridiculous. You don't know anything about him. He hasn't any recommendations...
~Well, the last one had recommendations and stole all the silver.
11catbastet
Look, this is the way it works. First, I actually commit a crime, then you get to blame me for it!
13pollysmith
(Mae West) When I'm good, I'm very good, But When I'm bad... I'm better!
14ErisofDiscord
Hello, NURSE!
15jugglingpaynes
If Florence Nightingale had ever nursed YOU, Mr. Whiteside, she would have married Jack the Ripper instead of founding the Red Cross!
16theretiredlibrarian
~Why... why are you so determined to keep me alive?
~Because I'm a nurse.
~Because I'm a nurse.
18ErisofDiscord
Mrs. Hudson has been attacked by an American and I am restoring balance to the universe.
19jugglingpaynes
You have a knack for saving my life. I think I have a superhero stalker.
20pollysmith
Round up the usual suspects!
21theretiredlibrarian
But all my shoes have mysteriously disappeared. I suspect the Nargles are behind it.
22pollysmith
Aren't you forgetting the ruby slippers?
23catbastet
Oh. Well, it-it may be a trifle snug today. You know how it is, dancing all night. I can't understand why.
24theretiredlibrarian
This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours, you don't go into mine.
25jugglingpaynes
We're telling a story. The rumba is the dance of love. Look at me like you're in love.
27jugglingpaynes
I love games! Pick me!
28ErisofDiscord
Let the games begin!
29theretiredlibrarian
May the odds be ever in your favor!
30compskibook
Never tell me the odds!
32jugglingpaynes
Come on, men! Nobody lives forever! CHARGE!!!!
33pollysmith
Um...I've been turned into a cow...can I go home?
34compskibook
Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural.
36jugglingpaynes
~Yes, Your Blueness.
~WHAT? We Meanies only take "no" for an answer! Is that understood, Max?
~WHAT? We Meanies only take "no" for an answer! Is that understood, Max?
38theretiredlibrarian
You want a question that goes with the answer for 42? Well, how about what's six times seven? Or how many Vogons does it take to change a lightbulb? Here's one! How many roads must a man walk down?
39jugglingpaynes
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
41jugglingpaynes
...to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life forms and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man...where no one has gone before.
42compskibook
As long as there is injustice, whenever a Targathian baby cries out, wherever a distress signal sounds among the stars, we'll be there. This fine ship, this fine crew. Never give up... and never surrender.
44jugglingpaynes
It is difficult to surrender one's soul when one is worried about one's throat.
45compskibook
There's still a chance to save Han!
46theretiredlibrarian
It's not up to you to save me, Jack.
48jugglingpaynes
Really, Lois, supposing that man had shot you? Is it worth risking your life over ten dollars, two credit cards, a hairbrush, and a lipstick?
49ErisofDiscord
Look at those cheekbones. I could cut myself slapping that face. Would you like me to try?
51compskibook
I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.
52jugglingpaynes
Yo, Adrian, it's me, Rocky... I don't know what to say, 'cause I ain't never talked to no door before.
54compskibook
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Yeah! Lunch!"
"Yeah! Lunch!"
55theretiredlibrarian
I'm Julia Child. Bon appetit!
57compskibook
Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!
58theretiredlibrarian
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
59jugglingpaynes
*sniffle* I want me mum!
60ErisofDiscord
Are you my mummy?
62ErisofDiscord
I'm coming to get you, Mummy!
63theretiredlibrarian
You better think of something fast, because, if he turns me into a mummy you're the first one I'm coming after.
64compskibook
Well I always thought that archaeologists were always funny looking men going around looking for their mommies.
66ErisofDiscord
I'll be Mother. *pours tea*
And there's a whole childhood in a nutshell.
And there's a whole childhood in a nutshell.
67foggidawn
One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, then suddenly you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister.
68theretiredlibrarian
I know this great restaurant at the end of the universe.
69ErisofDiscord
-Let's have dinner.
Why?
-You might be hungry.
I'm not.
-Good.
Why?
-You might be hungry.
I'm not.
-Good.
70foggidawn
For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing -- not the wind on my face, nor the spray of the sea, nor the warmth of a woman's flesh.
71jugglingpaynes
Then don't touch my stuff.
72theretiredlibrarian
You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now, now you will never again see the light of day!
73pollysmith
nasty hobbitssssss!
74jugglingpaynes
Kissing would be nice, yes?
75ErisofDiscord
Biting's excellent. It's like kissing - only there's a winner.
76theretiredlibrarian
When was the last time you were decently kissed? I mean, truly, truly, good and kissed?
78jugglingpaynes
Ella stop kissing him. You are never to kiss him again.
79pollysmith
You need to be kissed and often. And by someone who knows how!
80compskibook
All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband.
81theretiredlibrarian
I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring, she buys a dress, they say I do. I was wrong. That's getting married. A wedding is an entirely different proposition.
82foggidawn
~ Stop, it's going to be wonderful! Elegant but simple, lavish but tasteful...
~ ...Cheap, but expensive.
~ ...Cheap, but expensive.
83theretiredlibrarian
Now I ain't cheap, but I can be had.
84compskibook
I've worked with better, but not many.
85jugglingpaynes
...you're fired as the girl, you're fired as the boy, you're fired as the dog, and you--you're fired as my brother!
86foggidawn
~ Hey Uncle Scar, when I'm king, what will that make you?
~ A monkey's uncle.
~ You're so weird.
~ You have no idea.
~ A monkey's uncle.
~ You're so weird.
~ You have no idea.
87ErisofDiscord
I'M JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FROM TRANSEXUAL, TRANSYLVANIA, HA HA!
FROM TRANSEXUAL, TRANSYLVANIA, HA HA!
88jugglingpaynes
You're not from around here, are you?
90pollysmith
You are a TOY!
91theretiredlibrarian
Well aren't you just the sweetest space toy I ever did meet!
93theretiredlibrarian
See you around the galaxy.
94ErisofDiscord
All of time and space, everything that ever happened or ever will... where do you want to start?
95pollysmith
Its always best to start at the beginning....
96jugglingpaynes
Skip to the end.
97compskibook
Let me explain...No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
99pollysmith
I feel light as a feather!
100jugglingpaynes
Cmon, fly! Open them ears! The magic feather was just a gag! You can fly! Honest, you can!
101pollysmith
Lets all try it just once more! Look we're rising off the floor!
102ErisofDiscord
And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
104theretiredlibrarian
Now, think of the happiest things. It's the same as having wings.
105jugglingpaynes
Chewing gum ain't gonna keep your butt up in the air.
106foggidawn
~I've forgotten how to fly.
~Yes . . . well, one does.
~No more happy thoughts. Lost . . . lost.
~Yes . . . well, one does.
~No more happy thoughts. Lost . . . lost.
107theretiredlibrarian
I've lost my marbles.
109theretiredlibrarian
This day has been rather disappointing, I don't mind saying.
111ErisofDiscord
We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? Cause it was, you know. It was the best.
112theretiredlibrarian
Does this story have a point or does it go on and on and on like this stinkin' desert?
113ErisofDiscord
I hate endings.
115jugglingpaynes
You know what your problem is, Princess? You're too used to getting your own way.
116theretiredlibrarian
I can't be a princess! I'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive!
117foggidawn
I have a big head and little arms. I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
118jugglingpaynes
Do my ears deceive me, or did the word "think" escape your lips?
120theretiredlibrarian
Is this the ear you can't hear on? George Bailey, I'll love you 'til the day I die.
121pollysmith
they are extendable ears
122jugglingpaynes
Huh? I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!
123theretiredlibrarian
Hey hey man, what's the score? Yo! Chump! I'm talking to you! I'm talking to the f****** air.
124Tafadhali
You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here.
125jugglingpaynes
Don't be angry, uncle. Come! Dine with us tomorrow.
127theretiredlibrarian
Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you.
128justjukka
I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
130jugglingpaynes
It's like my heart is a tooth, and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children.
132pollysmith
Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon....
133jugglingpaynes
It must be getting near tea-time, leastways in decent places where there is still tea-time.
136theretiredlibrarian
But... but maybe he's only a little crazy like painters or composers or... or some of those men in Washington.
138Renald128
I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive. And I saw him dead.
139foggidawn
Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
140theretiredlibrarian
They take you down, I don't expect to grieve overmuch. Like to kill you myself, I see you again.
142jugglingpaynes
I don't think I'll sleep tonight.
143theretiredlibrarian
Peter once asked me when I fell in love with Jack. And I told him, "It was while you were sleeping."
144jugglingpaynes
Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!
145compskibook
I like you very much. Just as you are.
147pollysmith
You know, Hagrid, I know you do
148jugglingpaynes
You had me at "hello."
149rolandperkins
"Hello, young lovers wherever you are . . ."
150theretiredlibrarian
Hello there. Come here, my little friend. Don't be afraid. Oh don't worry, he'll be alright.
151rolandperkins
Hello, KIDDO!
Kiddo, hello!!
Kiddo, hello!!
153theretiredlibrarian
Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's GO someplace like Bolivia.
156theretiredlibrarian
Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.
157pollysmith
If you say anything to Mother...I won't eat a thing!
158ErisofDiscord
Mother knows best, listen to your Mother, it's a scary world out there.
160ErisofDiscord
It's smaller on the outside.
161theretiredlibrarian
~Phenomenal cosmic powers...
~ ...itty-bitty living space.
~ ...itty-bitty living space.
162rolandperkins
"I did know that you (pl.) have these (wicca)
powers. . . ."
powers. . . ."
163Tafadhali
It could be witches! Some evil witches! ...Which is ridiculous, 'cause Wicca good and love the earth and women power and I'll be over here.
164theretiredlibrarian
And this is what comes from dabbling; I mean you can't practice witchcraft while you look down your nose at it.
165jugglingpaynes
You and your nose, Charlie. You have a big nose! You have a beautiful, great big, flesh-and-bone nose! I love your nose!
166pollysmith
Rudolph! That nose! That wonderful Nose!
My..my nose sir?
My..my nose sir?
167Tafadhali
- That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
- It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
- It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
168theretiredlibrarian
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face.
169rolandperkins
"Mendacity?! -- I could write a book on it!"
171rolandperkins
" ?!! . . I would not undertake her in this company!
Is THAT the meaning of the word "accost" ?
Is THAT the meaning of the word "accost" ?
172theretiredlibrarian
~Where do you think big words come from?
~People with big brains?
~People with big brains?
173rolandperkins
See this head? (pointing to his own) Thereʻs a plate inside it, big as your brains, maybe bigger!
174Tafadhali
"Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?"
"Then you won't be angry?"
"I will NOT be angry."
"Abby someone. "
"...Abby someone. Abby who?"
"Abby... Normal."
"...Abby Normal?"
"I'm almost sure that was the name."
"Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?"
"Then you won't be angry?"
"I will NOT be angry."
"Abby someone. "
"...Abby someone. Abby who?"
"Abby... Normal."
"...Abby Normal?"
"I'm almost sure that was the name."
"Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?"
175jugglingpaynes
You're scared? I'm about to marry a girl who's liable to have gorillas for bridesmaids.
176theretiredlibrarian
~There's five stinking apes out there. Which one are we taking to Vegas?
~The one who's playing chess!
~The one who's playing chess!
177compskibook
Where's Beeks? Where in the hell is Beeks?
178rolandperkins
"You know what a "beak" is? Thatʻs a magistrate!
179theretiredlibrarian
Watch the beak. Watch the beak.
180compskibook
Look at this! I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!
181rolandperkins
"What are YOU looking at?!"
-- " ʻA cat may look at
a king.ʻ "
--" ʻKINGʻ!? This is Ireland! We have no king here!"
--Itʻs just an expression!
-- Well donʻt be usinʻ those
expressions around here!
-- " ʻA cat may look at
a king.ʻ "
--" ʻKINGʻ!? This is Ireland! We have no king here!"
--Itʻs just an expression!
-- Well donʻt be usinʻ those
expressions around here!
182theretiredlibrarian
Woman, Ireland may be a poor country, God help us. But here, a married man sleeps in a bed, not a bag!
183rolandperkins
-- "Do you always sleep with your clothes on?
-- (embaressedly)"Er, -- no."
--"Then get undressed!"
-- (embaressedly)"Er, -- no."
--"Then get undressed!"
184compskibook
Dodger! Take your hat off in bed! Where's your manners?
185rolandperkins
-- (removing their hats, realizing that their boss is just about dead): ( Gazing at him in silence.)
-- Dying Boss: That is right! Remove your hat in the presence of the patroon!
-- Dying Boss: That is right! Remove your hat in the presence of the patroon!
186theretiredlibrarian
~Has anybody seen my new red hat?
~ Oh piss on your hat.
~ That was uncalled for.
~ Oh piss on your hat.
~ That was uncalled for.
187foggidawn
~Where the devil are my slippers?
~Here are your slippers. There! (throws one slipper) And there! (throws the other) Take your slippers, and may you never have a day's luck with them!
~Here are your slippers. There! (throws one slipper) And there! (throws the other) Take your slippers, and may you never have a day's luck with them!
188jugglingpaynes
That kid gets no tip.
189rolandperkins
(using "song" as a code):
"She gave the taxi driver SILVER !*. . ."
*i.e. rather than the counterfeit currency we suspected her of carrying.
"She gave the taxi driver SILVER !*. . ."
*i.e. rather than the counterfeit currency we suspected her of carrying.
191rolandperkins
"I'm gonna do even more for
you guys next year: I'll be in
the front office."
you guys next year: I'll be in
the front office."
192jugglingpaynes
Isn't there a back entrance?
193compskibook
That girl's standing over there listening and you're telling him about our back doors?
194theretiredlibrarian
Using that little girl for a shield. This is low even for you!
196jugglingpaynes
I don't want anything to happen to that baby. It will ruin my circulation.
197theretiredlibrarian
There's a quarter of a million dollars in heroin in the diaper pail and the new baby wipes are in the hall cabinet.
198rolandperkins
(from the other side of a locked door)--He always LEAVES the
rent money!
-- !? Oh? WHERE does he leave it?
-- In the SUGAR Bowl!!
--Just a minute, please.
(Goes to the sugar bowl, pockets his brotherʻs rent money, and returns to the door)
-- Sorry! He didnʻt leave it this time!
rent money!
-- !? Oh? WHERE does he leave it?
-- In the SUGAR Bowl!!
--Just a minute, please.
(Goes to the sugar bowl, pockets his brotherʻs rent money, and returns to the door)
-- Sorry! He didnʻt leave it this time!
200theretiredlibrarian
It's 7:30. Where were we at 7:30?
201rolandperkins
If itʻs Tuesday, this must be Belgium.
203rolandperkins
--"YʻKnow old Benjamin Franklin, in the American Revolution, said,ʻWe must all hang together, or, assuredly, we will all hang separatelyʻ!"
-- (affably): Yʻ TALK too much, professor!
-- (affably): Yʻ TALK too much, professor!
204theretiredlibrarian
This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend SOMEbody!
205jugglingpaynes
Mr. Secretary, New York abstains, courteously.
206rolandperkins
Be courteous to everybody,
polite to nobody.
polite to nobody.
207compskibook
Manners are a way of showing other people we care about them.
208theretiredlibrarian
That boy is a P-I-G pig.
209jugglingpaynes
That'll do pig.
That'll do.
That'll do.
210theretiredlibrarian
There's no denying that our own little Wilbur... he's part of something that's bigger than all of us. And life on that farm's just a whole lot better with him in it. He really is some pig.
211jugglingpaynes
I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.
212rolandperkins
Hostess--I'm glad the meat tasted good; I was afraid I might have put too much sodium chloride in it.
Guest (who has pretended to be a chemist) ---Gags. (on hearing the words "sodium chloride".)
Hostess's husband (who really is a chemist) --It's all right ! That's only salt!
Guest (who has pretended to be a chemist) ---Gags. (on hearing the words "sodium chloride".)
Hostess's husband (who really is a chemist) --It's all right ! That's only salt!
213jugglingpaynes
You see, it's just that kind of sarcasm that's given our marriage real spice.
214theretiredlibrarian
Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...
215rolandperkins
You mean I'll be sleeping with my WIFE for
the whole campaign!?
Yes, after all, they say politics makes strange
bedfellows.
the whole campaign!?
Yes, after all, they say politics makes strange
bedfellows.
216compskibook
The president and the first lady... what is that? How long has that been going on?
I can't say.
You mean, you don't know, or "you can't say"?
I can't say.
I can't say.
You mean, you don't know, or "you can't say"?
I can't say.
217jugglingpaynes
No, no, don't speak. Don't speak. Please don't speak.
218rolandperkins
> . . . .By your pardon,
I will MYSELF into the pulpit first,
And show the reason of our Caesar's death.
I will MYSELF into the pulpit first,
And show the reason of our Caesar's death.
219foggidawn
I hired you to help me start a war. It's a prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
220rolandperkins
Now, no poor son of a bitch ever won a war by dying for his country; he won it by getting some OTHER poor son of a bitch on the other side to die for HIS country!
221jugglingpaynes
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
222theretiredlibrarian
Ah, here it is! "The Victim of the Sleeping Death can be revived only by Love's First Kiss." "Love's First Kiss." Bah! No fear of that. The dwarves will think she's dead. She'll be buried alive!
223compskibook
Nice work boys. That was a close one, too close! The little tramp! (sighs) Well, she's better than I thought. At this rate, he'll be kissing her by sunset for sure!
224theretiredlibrarian
~The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.
~Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes kissing losers can be a really fun diversion.
~Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes kissing losers can be a really fun diversion.
225rolandperkins
"Iʻve been with the team the longest of anybody, -- ʻcept "Cat". And I know this team ainʻt "losers". Look at last year: Beat Dallas AT Dallas!"
226foggidawn
I have never, ever seen a worse group of 25 players. You don't think as a team, you don't play as a team, you don't even lose as a team!
227compskibook
"You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!"
"Lollygaggers!"
"Lollygaggers."
"Lollygaggers!"
"Lollygaggers."
228jugglingpaynes
Nooo! We're NOT! Don't listen to her, she's crazy!
229theretiredlibrarian
I don't know if you've got the whole picture, but he's not exactly working on all thrusters.
230rolandperkins
(Following a roll call of patients):
--So, we are all HERE! Now, the only question is: Are we "all there?"
--So, we are all HERE! Now, the only question is: Are we "all there?"
232jugglingpaynes
Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you.
233rolandperkins
(spoken to his ex-girl friend
whom he has just shot several bullets into):
You see, dear, I never really trusted you.
whom he has just shot several bullets into):
You see, dear, I never really trusted you.
234theretiredlibrarian
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
236rolandperkins
"Thereʻs them that says the lucky number is seven; and thereʻs them that says eleven, and them that says three. But itʻs none of those, my friend: itʻs ONE. Because "one" is YOURSELF! And itʻs yourself that is the important thing.
237jugglingpaynes
Have you got two tens for a five?
238rolandperkins
I say, Pickering, shall we give him a fiver? He may have an interesting accent.
239theretiredlibrarian
The French don't care what they do actually, as long as they pronounce it properly.
240foggidawn
Ladies and gentlemen, don't panic! We asked for the ugliest face in all Paris, and here he is!
241rolandperkins
Deleting 241, a W C Fields quote,
because I missed by 3 minutes getting it on the screen ahead of
foggidawnʻs post. She is ahead of me, even though
her post is now numbered 240.
because I missed by 3 minutes getting it on the screen ahead of
foggidawnʻs post. She is ahead of me, even though
her post is now numbered 240.
242rolandperkins
// all Paris // (240)
--"This is the finest restaurant in all Paris. . . . Sitting over there is the President of the Republic."
--"The SERVICE certainly isnʻt very good!"
--"This is the finest restaurant in all Paris. . . . Sitting over there is the President of the Republic."
--"The SERVICE certainly isnʻt very good!"
243theretiredlibrarian
We'll always have Paris.
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